Searching for Mr. Mushroomhead

First name

Michael

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I am quiet. At first. Reserved When out in public. Until I get to know you. Then. Nothing is Sacred. Looking for fat mushroom-headed-cocksters group for friends. Just the thought of a fathead popping in me almost makes me cum. Not interested in your looks or age, just the cock and it has to be thick and if it isn't you better have a substitute lol. I'm clean and disease free. I'm laidback and refuse to be around drama. I don't have much experience, so I need others to be horny 24/7. I have no transportation and I love to walk. Not really into to Bigfoot types. I'm into all sorts of desires. Hoping to hear from you and you don't have to be just a Mushroomhead but at least thick enough that I gotta use both hands (I have small hands) and if that fails 7-9" will be nice. Good Friends, Good Fuckers and Good Times

Sign

Virgo

My Body Type Is

A Few Extra Pounds

My Height Is

5' 7 (1.7 m)

My Eyes Are

Black

My Ethnicity Is

Native American

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Chest

Body Art

Visible Tattoo

My Hair Is

Salt And Pepper

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat, Bird

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Other

My Job Title Is

Kitchen Bitch

I Make This Much In A Year

$30,000USD To $44,999USD

I Live

With Roomate(s), With Pet(s)

At Home

There Is No Noise

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Often

I Drink

Yes - One Or Two

Back In High School, I Was A

Outcast

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Shy, Observant, Friendly, Dark

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Dining, Photography, Exercising, Music, Movies, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Theater, Travel, Camping, Shopping

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Drinking, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Going out for a Nice Dinner and drinks so we can talk and get to know one another and discuss what we're into. If we have a lot of sexual compatibility, then who knows?

I've Always Wanted To Try

Everything that has to do with sex

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, I Don't Have Any Friends

My Religion Is

Not Religious

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

I Don't Like Politics

My Goal In Life Is

To have my Fuck It list with a lot of check-off boxes completed, but not done. (Your thinking WTF?) If done right, I may be able to complete a Fuck It but then that will open up other Fuck It Ideas and thus My list will forever be expanding until my death or the death of my pecker. Then my list must be passed onto someone who's willing to take it over. My idea came up when I was thinking about a will. Since I don't own anything nor ever wanted to, I had to pass on something besides money to my sons. Only My firstborn gets it all and He gets the Fuck It list. Then I can Die with No Regrets and a Good Man- MENH666

My Kind Of Humor Is

Dry / Sarcastic, Sadistic

On Tv, I Always Watch

I Don't Like Tv

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Adult

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Metal

When I Read, I Always Read

Erotica

My Idea Of Fun Is

Spontaneous cum-buttsion

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Spontaneity, Oddities, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence

What Do You Look For?

Sex Fiends Good Friends and Lots of Fucking

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Bondage, Group Sex, Just Wanna Fuck