"Boo, you whore!"
beerguzzler
West Palm Beach, Florida | Man Seeking A Man
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
I like to get really drunk and fall down. I love chain smoking. I think that Lindsay Lohan should be sainted for being such a beautiful disaster. I've been in college for 9 years and I'm changing my major again. I hate excercising. I am easily bored, especially by people with nothing interesting to say- challenge me! ... or at least go shot for shot and indulge me!
Sign
Capricorn
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Curvy
My Height Is
6' 2 (1.88 m)
My Eyes Are
Green
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Single
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
Yes
My Best Feature Is
Smile
Body Art
Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is
Other
I Have One Or More Of These
No pets
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Art / Music / Literature
I Live
With Roomate(s)
At Home
Friends Come Over Often
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Often
I Drink
Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is
Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Reading, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Cooking, Volunteering, Shopping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be
We go to park and have a picnic on a huge blanket with a cooler full of beer. It's about 70 degrees outside and the park is littered with energetic people exercising and seizing the day. We get really drunk, make fun of them and smoke heavily. We don't litter though... I detest litter bugs!
I've Always Wanted To Try
Shooting heroin. Totally kidding! I would, however, really like to finish something I start. Mainly my memoir.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy
Views
My Religion Is
Agnostic
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is
To be happy and enjoy myself!
My Kind Of Humor Is
Campy, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Animation, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Rap, Rock, Pop, Reggae
When I Read, I Always Read
Auto-biography, Biography, Fiction, Humor, Poetry, Satire
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Intelligence, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?
I look for the good things in life and in people. And no, I'm not hust saying that... I really do.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date